Chester the dog
He lives across the street
He’s got four tiny furry feet
That we call paws

Chester the dog
He's got two ears (like you and me)
He's got two eyes (for him to see)
He likes to lick my face

Chester the dog
He's got a wet and shiny nose
It tells him which way to go
Or when to STOP (and smell the roses)

He goes a wiggle waggle wiggle waggle
Sniff Sniff Sniff
He goes a wiggle waggle wiggle waggle
Sniff Sniff Sniff

Chester the dog
Likes to wag his tail
When the mailman brings the mail
‘Cause he’s got biscuits, you know

Chester the dog
Can do all kinds of tricks
First he begs and then he sits
And then he STOPS! (and smells the roses)

He goes a wiggle waggle wiggle waggle
Heh heh heh
He goes a wiggle waggle wiggle waggle
Heh heh heh

Chester the dog
Likes to chase the squirrels
First he runs and then he twirls
But he never catches them, you know

Chester the dog
Can scratch behind his ears
Sometimes it feels like its been years
Before he STOPS! (and smells the roses)

He goes a wiggle waggle wiggle waggle
Scratch Scratch Scratch
He goes a wiggle waggle wiggle waggle
Scratch Scratch Scratch

Chester the dog
Likes to hear his bark
He also likes to make his mark
A dog’s gotta do what a dog’s gotta do

Chester the dog
Likes to sit and chew on bones
First he howls and then he moans
Like he’s got a big tummy ache

He goes a wiggle waggle wiggle waggle
Ohhhhwwwwwwww!
He goes a wiggle waggle wiggle waggle
OhhhhhhWWWWWWWWW!

Chester the dog
C’mon boy, fetch that bouncy ball
Then come back when you hear me call
Can you help me shout?

“Chester.” (Chester)

Chester! (Chester)

CHESTER!

Saaay WHAT?!

And we’ll go wiggle waggle wiggle waggle
WOOF WOOF WOOF
Wiggle Waggle Wiggle Waggle
Ohhhhwwwwww
And a wiggle waggle wiggle waggle
Scratch Scratch Scratch
And a wiggle waggle wiggle waggle
Heh Heh Heh
And a wiggle waggle wiggle waggle
Sniff Sniff Sniff

Good boy. Now sit.